almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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