I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Randomize