Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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