who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
