I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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