is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I want her autograph on my taint
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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