I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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