Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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