adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Randomize
