He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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