Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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