it hurts more in the daytime
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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