I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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