the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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