I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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