last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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