i think my mom watched the whole time
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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