Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
my vag is so smooth its legendary
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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