Dual....:-)
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
