I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
i believe in u and ur pee
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