But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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