Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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