After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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