I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I currently don't understand fingers.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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