i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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