He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Less talking, more tequila
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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