I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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