He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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