It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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