I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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