my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
