I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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