so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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