sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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