uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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