U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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