Its about making memories worth repressing
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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