Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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