Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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