Ambien. No doubt about it.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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