Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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