the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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