I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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