well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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