Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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