Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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