So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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