Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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