Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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