You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
So vagazzling was a success
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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