you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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