I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
No stitches, just platelets and will power
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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