So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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