your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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